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« Last post by TigerPower on July 04, 2025, 08:23:55 pm »
Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!
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Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960s?
A: A funky chicken.
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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, theyd be baygulls!
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Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way, unique up on it!
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Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrowchute.
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Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.